There's nothing you can do but cry and masturbate using your own tears for lubrication

so as far as my diet goes.. it's been an epic fail, and it's only day 1 -_______- . i knew that we were having dominoes for lunch today & my PLAN was to only eat 1 slice and have water. i ate 4 slices & had mellow fellow or yellow fellow (i forgot what it's called; it's basically a variation of mountain dew). >:O but at least i did a lot of walking today. i'm not gonna eat dinner today, to try to make up for eating 4 slices of pizza today. hopefulllly i'll start taking this diet more seriously, but dieting is just something i'm not very accustomed to. 

anyways, today was a pretty good day overall (: i felt the love lol.



i looooooove timothy de la ghettooooo <3

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